First of all, why is his semen floating? THERE IS GRAVITY ON THE MOON, ATHENA. Maybe you don’t love the moon because you have never taken the time to understand it.
Athena, I had to pause watching the Brooklyn Bridge documentary to share with you more evidence of this gender divide. “When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, there was an interview…with a woman on Long Island…She said it was very interesting, but it was nothing compared to the day they had opened the Brooklyn Bridge; she had been there.”
Meanwhile, I shared this comic with Casey and he starts going on about how going to the moon would make every after that seem lame.
So, I’m pretty sure the message here is that, if you come on the moon, it’ll turn into somebody who wants to go to Utah. It’s like he made a baby with the moon, that’s as tall as him. Which also means, in a sense, he is fucking the moon, who is apparently female.
Which is a long way to go to make a pun about “The Man in the Moon”, and now I can’t think of it anyway.
Don’t forget, I Am Wootters!, that since there is less gravity on the moon, a human growing up there would probably have somewhat of a different shape than someone growing up on Earth. We have evolved under very specific gravitational conditions, and without as much gravity pushing down on one all the time, a person might grow to be shockingly tall and thin. However, there aren’t millions of ova floating around the moon, so the origin of this tall baby is still dubious.
Oh man. These comments are creating comic material of their own. I miss you guys.
Also, I’ve been asking the moon question to friends around here myself. The first time I sort of cheated by bringing it up in the middle of watching “Sunshine,” which makes space in general look pretty fucking terrifying.
But I asked my sister just now if she’d ever want to go to the moon and she replied without hesitation: “oh god no.”
July 12th, 2008 at 6:07 am
First of all, why is his semen floating? THERE IS GRAVITY ON THE MOON, ATHENA. Maybe you don’t love the moon because you have never taken the time to understand it.
July 13th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Athena, I had to pause watching the Brooklyn Bridge documentary to share with you more evidence of this gender divide. “When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, there was an interview…with a woman on Long Island…She said it was very interesting, but it was nothing compared to the day they had opened the Brooklyn Bridge; she had been there.”
Meanwhile, I shared this comic with Casey and he starts going on about how going to the moon would make every after that seem lame.
July 13th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
So, I’m pretty sure the message here is that, if you come on the moon, it’ll turn into somebody who wants to go to Utah. It’s like he made a baby with the moon, that’s as tall as him. Which also means, in a sense, he is fucking the moon, who is apparently female.
Which is a long way to go to make a pun about “The Man in the Moon”, and now I can’t think of it anyway.
I just woke up.
July 13th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Don’t forget, I Am Wootters!, that since there is less gravity on the moon, a human growing up there would probably have somewhat of a different shape than someone growing up on Earth. We have evolved under very specific gravitational conditions, and without as much gravity pushing down on one all the time, a person might grow to be shockingly tall and thin. However, there aren’t millions of ova floating around the moon, so the origin of this tall baby is still dubious.
July 14th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Oh man. These comments are creating comic material of their own. I miss you guys.
Also, I’ve been asking the moon question to friends around here myself. The first time I sort of cheated by bringing it up in the middle of watching “Sunshine,” which makes space in general look pretty fucking terrifying.
But I asked my sister just now if she’d ever want to go to the moon and she replied without hesitation: “oh god no.”
July 16th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
This really is the best comic you have ever made. Evar!!!!!!!!!!!1