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January 2nd, 2009

Hampshire Gots No Majors

Nothing like a well-rounded liberal arts education to help one succeed in life!

Sarah G’s math professor dad assures me that the effects of the recession won’t really hit until about 9 months from now…right when I return from Europe to begin my final year of college. I am sure my Division III will be suitably practical. Possible titles are:

• Writing Essays About Myself—An Exercise In Ego
• I Don’t Really Know How To Draw But I’m Going To Anyway
• Why Aren’t You Laughing?
• Guess What I Can Play The Guitar
• Breasts, Vaginas, and Rage: My Life Through a Feminist Lens

Here’s to escapism! Expatriation!

3 Responses to “Hampshire Gots No Majors”

  1. Dylan Holmes Says:

    #5 is both the most likely to get you a committee and the most likely to get you kicked out of Hampshire (or, as my dad and I say, “BANNED FROM HAMPSHIRE”)

  2. Chris Says:

    http://contamity.livejournal.com/205653.html

  3. Athena Says:

    Maybe I should just tell friends and family members that #5 is my topic. I don’t think there would be anymore questions after that.

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