October 12th, 2009
The Little Prince Incident
Recently Jean has been coming over for Mod 83 Story Time. We are a bitchy mod, so the point of story time is to pick something terrible that we can interrupt constantly, to make fun of it. Right now we’re reading Twilight. Twilight is so bad that most of Jean’s comments have devolved into, “No way. Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?”
Jonah, who lives upstairs, is another story time regular. And Eddie from Jean’s mod came along a few nights ago. We really ought to start calling him Edward.


October 12th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
However improbably most of my friends over here are really into Twilight. Don’t ask me how a bunch of infantry men got into it, I have no idea. At least they are reading though. I have had doubts about some of them for some time now. As for the book I tried to read it but I only got a hundred or so pages before Dave Eggers won out for my attention.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
What a world, where I am facebook friends with Hampshire folk that you have de-friended….BARF SANDWICH I MISS YOUUUUU
October 12th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
twilight is the triumph of the 21st century
October 14th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Hey Ben -
I agree with you, I’m glad the infantry men are reading.
By the way, it’s probably about time for us to unload…er,ah…ship you some more books.
- Ross
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Ben: That is the weirdest thing I’ve heard about the army yet. Seriously, my jaw is agape.
Goldfeather: He didn’t actually de-friend me. But his anger upon seeing how poorly I drew his mustache might change that.
Sam: You know what, you can just go get impregnated with Stephanie Meyer’s Mormon vampire baby.
Dad: Don’t worry, the Amherst class is keeping me busy with comic books.