Chris Has Been Too Busy To Appear In My Comics
Last Friday Chris Semple had sex with two women. This story is about the first one:
Me: Chris why do you have that—oh…oh wait, nevermind. I know exactly why you have that there.
Chris: What?
(Devin: Ooh, this is gonna be dirty.)
Me: That empty CAKE MIX box.
(Devin: Ooh, nevermind.)
Chris: Oh…oh yeah, hahaha.
Devin: What?
Me: Sigh… Last night, Chris was supposed to take our cake out of the oven, but the timer went off while he was having sex, so he stumbles out of bed, takes it out, realizes it isn’t done. So he’s all pissed, puts it back in the oven, takes the box back into his room to check when he should try taking it out again. And then gets back to his sex.
Devin: Man, I thought this was gonna be dirty until you said cake mix, but then it was dirty anyway.
Chris: Hey, I washed my hands.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:34 am
And to think the average American only has seven sex partners during their lifetime!
December 16th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
HAHA Who did they interview? St Olaf music majors?
December 16th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Is Chris smoking a pipe in this comic?
December 16th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
This makes me recall the debacle between Chris and Drew regarding the funfetti cake, and the question of whether or not Chris could just make his own damned cake. The apparent answer: kind of.
December 17th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Haha Jean still has a ’stache in this comic!
December 20th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Holy Shit. Two in one night?
December 21st, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Tabitha - The answer is “not really”. Why? Because I have no hands! I’m very good at bullshitting and making it *look* like I have hands, but I have no hands.
Maria - Yes.
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Dear lord.