March 10th, 2010
Things That Lonely Middle-Aged Women Like
I know this is an incredibly lame thing to make a comic about but I made it anyway. It’s my spring break, assholes. And I have a Div III to finish.
It’s been three weeks since I’ve had any coffee. I still miss everything about it (the warmth, the taste, the smell, the ritual), but I don’t miss the side effects it was giving me (sore throat, difficulty breathing, full body itching, jittery limbs, panic attacks, insomnia).
But this is still a stupid comic. It belongs on this blog.
March 10th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAET
Look into someone in the area that does this. I got the treatment for a bunch of different allergies back in high school and it really helped.
March 10th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petz_Dogz_2
I vote you become addicted to video games. You could raise your own virtual cat. Over forty breeds with TWO fur colors each! Plus the title is spelled with a “z” so you know it will be fun and cra”z”y.
March 10th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Hairless cats and sanka all around! Except that hairless cats are weird and decaffeinated coffee still has some caffeine. How about tigers and amphetamines?
March 13th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
the boyfriend is so limp and funny. you could replace it with ME. i’m both invigorating and cute.
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Doyle: Cool, thank you! Yeah, I seem to suddenly have a bunch of food allergies/sensitivies. Like, soy products and fortified healthy cereals? All of a sudden these things give me awful stomach aches. I blame Div III. But it would be nice to learn more about it from a doctor, instead of just figuring it out myself through trial and error.
William: hahahaha. That looks great. And if we lived together, I would probably become addicted to video games eventually.
Tabitha: The combination of tigers and amphetamines seems likely to get me featured on the kind of My Wild Pet Almost Mauled Me To Death shows that Hannah and I are obsessed with right now. So I’m all for it!
Becca: They are all like that here. The boys. I definitely need to either move back to the Midwest or become a lesbian.